Here are some of our past subscription boxes
MURDER IN MY PANTS BITCHY BOX
Because let's face it: sometimes your period looks like a crime scene, and the victim is your underwear.
WOMB WARRIOR BITCHY BOX
Red Wedding? More like Red Shedding!
SUPER WOMBAN BITCHY BOX
Finally, a superhero who’s not afraid to get a little blood on the ovs.
WAVES OF DISASTER BITCHY BOX
“Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies,” - Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
MYTHICAL UTERU-CORN BITCHY BOX
Rainbo was a lot like other unicorns, until the draft that is. Now she has terrible flashbacks and goes on a rampage about once a month.
SHARK WEEK BITCHY BOX
Perfect for when the tides are high and rough waters are ahead. Send a clear “stay out of the water” message to those you love!
SUMMER CRAMP BITCHY BOX
Better check with the cramp counselor, this campground is cursed! Remember the first time you watched Jason jump out of Crystal Lake?
Us too. *shudder*
I hope you've got a cup, because when Kruel Aid Ma'am crashes the party, she makes a splash. Remember when summer camp was easy and all you had to do was drink Kool-Aid Bug Juice and run around instead of worrying that your cup runneth over?
CRAMP TO SCHOOL BITCHY BOX
It’s pronounced “Levi-FLOW-sa”! There has to be a school book around here with a spell to make cramps disappear, right?
BITCHY WITCHY BITCHY BOX
Try to avoid Cunt Dracula. He may be cute– with his mischievous mustache and red fingernails– but trust me on this one: He’s out for blood.
LET'S GET READY TO GOBBLE BITCHY BOX
Break out this box before Thanksgiving dinner so you’re prepared for fighting words like “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/job/ring/life yet?”
FLOW, FLOW, FLOW BITCHY BOX
Don't be a Mouth Breather, be a Muff Bleeder! Are those holiday lights trying to tell you something or is it the wine talking? Channel your inner Eleven with this box when dealing with your family this holiday season.
CRABIN-IN FEVER BITCHY BOX
Red rum...Red Ruuumm! It’s the dead of winter, you’re sick of snow, tired of being trapped indoors...crab-in fever is kickin’ in. Just make sure those voices you’re hearing are real...
BLEEDING RAINBOW BITCHY BOX
"Don't take a look, in my nook, there's a bleeding rainbow!"
FEAR THE BLEEDING RED BITCHY BOX
When you feel a little dead inside and out and the zombies from within are clawing to get out of your uterus.
BESTIE BITCHES BITCHY BOX
Be the best bestie to your bitchy bestie by letting her know that bitch Aunt Flo is getting the best of her.
CAT SHIT CRAZY BITCHY BOX
When you are at the point in your cycle when you want to claw someone's eyes out and your uterus is going cat shit crazy.
SATURDAY MOANING CARTOONS
Throwback Saturday! Remember when Saturday morning's cartoons were the best part of your day! Feel like a kid again when you pour cold milk on your cereal to change the bowl color. Returns to normal when your lazy adult ass leaves the bowl with leftover milk on the counter to rot.
BEAM ME UP CLOTTY
If only you could ask Picard to make it flow at warped speed to get that shit over with! Embrace your inner trekkie as you boldly flow like no girl has ever flowed before.
Nightmare Before Menstruation
Boo! Eek! Something stained the sheets and there are creepy people in the streets! Happy Halloween!