Here are some of our past subscription boxes
MURDER IN MY PANTS BITCHY BOX
Because let's face it: sometimes your period looks like a crime scene, and the victim is your underwear.
WOMB WARRIOR BITCHY BOX
Red Wedding? More like Red Shedding!
SUPER WOMBAN BITCHY BOX
Finally, a superhero who’s not afraid to get a little blood on the ovs.
WAVES OF DISASTER BITCHY BOX
“Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies,” - Cher Horowitz (Clueless)
MYTHICAL UTERU-CORN BITCHY BOX
Rainbo was a lot like other unicorns, until the draft that is. Now she has terrible flashbacks and goes on a rampage about once a month.
SHARK WEEK BITCHY BOX
Perfect for when the tides are high and rough waters are ahead. Send a clear “stay out of the water” message to those you love!
SUMMER CRAMP BITCHY BOX
Better check with the cramp counselor, this campground is cursed! Remember the first time you watched Jason jump out of Crystal Lake?
Us too. *shudder*
I hope you've got a cup, because when Kruel Aid Ma'am crashes the party, she makes a splash. Remember when summer camp was easy and all you had to do was drink Kool-Aid Bug Juice and run around instead of worrying that your cup runneth over?
CRAMP TO SCHOOL BITCHY BOX
It’s pronounced “Levi-FLOW-sa”! There has to be a school book around here with a spell to make cramps disappear, right?