Flow of the Month


Here are some of our past subscription boxes

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MURDER IN MY PANTS BITCHY BOX
Because let's face it: sometimes your period looks like a crime scene, and the victim is your underwear.

 



WOMB WARRIOR BITCHY BOX

Red Wedding? More like Red Shedding!



SUPER WOMBAN BITCHY BOX

Finally, a superhero who’s not afraid to get a little blood on the ovs.



WAVES OF DISASTER BITCHY BOX

“Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies,” - Cher Horowitz (Clueless)



MYTHICAL UTERU-CORN BITCHY BOX

Rainbo was a lot like other unicorns, until the draft that is. Now she has terrible flashbacks and goes on a rampage about once a month.



SHARK WEEK 
BITCHY BOX

Perfect for when the tides are high and rough waters are ahead. Send a clear “stay out of the water” message to those you love!



SUMMER CRAMP 
BITCHY BOX

Better check with the cramp counselor, this campground is cursed! Remember the first time you watched Jason jump out of Crystal Lake?
Us too. *shudder*
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I hope you've got a cup, because when Kruel Aid Ma'am crashes the party, she makes a splash. Remember when summer camp was easy and all you had to do was drink Kool-Aid Bug Juice and run around instead of worrying that your cup runneth over?



 



CRAMP TO SCHOOL 
BITCHY BOX

It’s pronounced “Levi-FLOW-sa”! There has to be a school book around here with a spell to make cramps disappear, right?

 



BITCHY WITCHY 
BITCHY BOX

Try to avoid Cunt Dracula. He may be cute– with his mischievous mustache and red fingernails– but trust me on this one: He’s out for blood.





LET'S GET READY TO GOBBLE 
BITCHY BOX

Break out this box before Thanksgiving dinner so you’re prepared for fighting words like “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/job/ring/life yet?”



FLOW, FLOW, FLOW BITCHY BOX

Don't be a Mouth Breather, be a Muff Bleeder! Are those holiday lights trying to tell you something or is it the wine talking? Channel your inner Eleven with this box when dealing with your family this holiday season.

 



CRABIN-IN FEVER BITCHY BOX

Red rum...Red Ruuumm! It’s the dead of winter, you’re sick of snow, tired of being trapped indoors...crab-in fever is kickin’ in. Just make sure those voices you’re hearing are real...